Will somebody please tell me what’s going on with Lindsay Lohan? Is she still in rehab? Jail? France? Mars?

I have so many questions as to what happened today in gossip land, and Lindsay, and anyone of any sort of gossipy relevance. I’m starting to forget the “news” from this past week – the information I sucked up about other people who are really of no meaning or worth for that matter to my life.

My entire day wasn’t devoted to looking like that woman in the picture. Luckily enough I spent most of the day comatose after having an early 5-hour day at work (5 am to 10 am). I caught up with my Thursday night television programs – 30 Rock, The Office, Grey’s Anatomy, My Generation, and then called it a day with a 1:30 to 5:30 pm napskidoots.

That being said, I didn’t really have enough time whilst awake to catch up on gossip, or be worried about it… Or even read the real hard hitting news that I had mentioned in previous posts.

7 pm and I’m still tired. Stuffed myself with Lean Cuisine… and a full bowl of coffee ice cream…

Time for bed.